Tuesday, January 26, 2010

MY FIRST TIMES by: BottomsUp

Masturbation is a topic many people do not like to admit doing and or even discuss.

Why??!
We all do it!
And if you say you don't you're a god damn liar!
When I first realized that touching my dick felt great, I did it every single fucking day!
STILL DO!
Not only did I jerk off on a daily basis,
but I began to explore more deeper...
If you get my drift.
I began to experiment with anal play.

I was too young to buy sex toys and didn't even know they existed at this point in my life.
I was just a kid.
But...
there were items around the house I would use to XXXplore my deepest desires if you will.
Everything from a bowling pin shaped cologne bottle, hairbrush handles, pens, pencils, markers, screwdriver handles, fingers, broom handles...
I even placed a condom over a plunger,
then squatted on it in while masturbating and watched myself in the sliding glass mirror in the bathroom.
Man if that mirror could fucking talk!
I used to sit on the toilet seat with my legs over my shoulders and play with my asshole,
all while staring at myself in that shower door mirror and jacking off.
I even ate my own cum!
I loved doing that.
I also knew I wanted a dick in my ass!
(Not counting my being molested by a relative)
At 15, I finally got my wish.
He was 14.
It was awkward and not very good.
At 16 I got my first taste of black dick.
It wasn't all that either.
I was beginning to think that playing with my own hole was better than dick!
When I finally got a taste of some good dick,
(He later became a transexual)
I became a full fledged ho!
Sucking and fucking every dick I could find and loving every minute of it.
I grew obsessed with porn and had a large variety of both film and magazines.
LOVED IT!
I would jack off with other male friends,
and sometimes we took nude photos of one another with a Polaroid camera.

I still have those photos today.
I received my first sex toy at 17.
I gave my older gay cousin the money and told him what I wanted.
"A dick shaped vibrator!"

He bought me a HUGE one!
Needless to say I fucked that vibrator for years!
I stuck it between the couch cushions to hold it in place and rode that fucker til the cows came home!
When my mother started to figure out my being gay,
she also became nosey and began to snoop.
I was so paranoid that mom would find my toy,
so I tossed that giant dick shaped dong into the woods next
to our house.
Funny thing though...
Years later my dad was walking in the woods and found that god damned 12 inch rubber dick!
It was all dry rotted and molded.

I was horrified but was also laughing hysterically inside.
Little did he know that dick was deep inside his sons little asshole many many many many many fucking times!
Hell...
it may still be in those woods today!
He never threw it away that I know of.
lol
Too fuckin funny!
Well there ya have it folks.
The true story of my two first times.
Guess I will sign off for now.
Gotta jack it and hit the sack!
Good night to all!

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