Anyone that knows me can tell you my fascination with gay pornstar Tiger Tyson.
Well...I used to be obsessed with him.
I met him a few years back and well ummm..
we kind of fucked.
Although it wasn't the best sex I ever had, it wasn't the worst either.
I place the blame on all the alcohol and weed we consumed beforehand.
That's the story and I am sticking to it!
Anywayz...
I ran into Tiger again a few years later and ummmm..
he didn't even remember me.
I didn't take offense though.
I am sure he has dicked more than his share of guys from coast to coast.
For those of you not lucky enough to have had the real thing,
Tiger now has his cock immortalized in dildo form.
The Replicock!
After a night of drinking at View Bar here in NYC, I headed down the street to the Blue Store in search of a new anal toy.
And there it was!
Tiger Tyson's dick in a box.
The price was around $50/$60 bucks.
Needless to say I bought and planned to fuck this carbon copied cock as soon as I got home.
Out of the box this replicock looks a bit larger than the dick I remember being shoved in my asshole.
But...
I lubed it up and stuck it to the shower wall!
Oh yeah..
I forgot to mention it has a suction cup device attached to the balls.
With lots of lube and a severe craving for cock like a crackhead craves a crack rock,
I gently slid this cold severed arm up my ass.
I swear to god it felt like I was giving birth to a summer sausage.
With that being said..
My cock craving was quenched and my orgasm was explosive.
I love dildos that resemble actual dicks.
It's much easier for the fuck fantasy in my head to seem a reality if the dildo is dick shaped.
RATED: 4 STARS
I truly enjoy this toy.
It is molded from Tiger's actual cock so the detail is quite accurate.
Buy one!
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