Thursday, February 18, 2010

MY FIRST BLACK DICK by: BottomsUp

I have always been attracted to men outside my race.
For whatever reason I have never really been attracted to white men...especially gay ones.
And we have all heard those rumors of black men having bigger dicks...being better lovers..etc..etc.
There was a time when I bought gay porn videos and mags full of sexy black men with giant dicks and jacked it til I turned blue!
I was obsessed with the idea of getting my ass pounded by a nice black dick.
Now...
Fast forward to a night of endless partying at a gay club in Louisville, Kentucky.
I met this (who I thought was sexy at the time) 26 year old black guy named Keith.
He had a gold tooth, sexy full lips, and a beautiful ass!
Looking back on it now though...he looked like a god damn horse!
In the face that is.
That aside for now...
We ended up getting drunk and making out all night long.
Sad thing is...I did not remember any of it.
FUCKING VODKA!
Anywayz...
A few weeks later Keith came to visit me in Indiana.
I was ready for my first taste of black dick so I spit shined my asshole til it twinkled like a diamond!
As I sat in the car staring at him it dawned on me....
This mother fucker looks like Rick James and Mr.Ed had a baby!
Needless to say... 
We headed off to this trashy motel called "The Cloverleaf" which was close to my house.
The place reeked of roach spray and it was colder than a polar bears asshole inside!!
We sat and talked a bit until the the awkwardness of being sober went away.
And then...
We attacked one another.
He was a terrible kisser!
He sucked my tongue so hard that I couldn't catch my breath!
I felt like a fucking puffer fish gasping for air!
All I could think about was his dick.
I could not wait to feel it..see it..taste it in my mouth!
So..
I unzipped his jeans and slowly slid them off his body.
There it was.
Now I am not a size queen and could honestly care less about size...
but I was hoping to see a big black dick.
It wasn't.
Although it wasn't large..it was very hard and uncut.
It was my first taste of uncut dick.
I loved it!
And...well..there was something else.
Ok..how can I put this delicately??
I will just say it.
His dick hole was smiling at me!
SHIT U NOT!
To this very day I have never seen anything else like it.
I have seen lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of dicks...
but never seen another smiling dick hole..EVER!
It was quite a big hole.
You could actually put the tip of your tongue inside it!
Kind of gross I know but true.
Ok..Ok..
Let's not get off track here.
He was a terrible and I do mean terrible fuck!
I could have nailed a carrot to a teeter totter and gotten more rhythm!
We fucked a few more times after this night.
Afterwards..
I went on a black man fucking spree that lasted throughout my late teens and into my early 30's!
Now...
I am here to tell you that the black man bigger dicks rumor is just that.
A rumor.
I have pretty much fucked every race and I can honestly say that race does not matter.
Either you have a big dick or you don't.
It's like girls and their titties..some girls have big tits..some girls don't.
The biggest dick I have ever seen was attached to a white French tourist I met this past year.
FUCKING HUGE!
That fucker looked like a god damn fire hose!
Yes I know what you are thinking...
I mentioned earlier that I am not attracted to white guys.
That is true.
I prefer Latin dick.
But...
when I drink a dick is a dick!
Sometimes.

2 comments:

  1. I'm sorry you had to find out the hard way that its really just a bunch of hype lol. And if a guy is packing doesn't mean he knows what to do with it as you obviously saw. And ps, gross on the big hole, ewwwww! lol

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