tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9176010251349294142024-03-05T01:40:03.907-08:00COOTERS AND POOTERSCOOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-13242552692720815452010-03-31T19:55:00.000-07:002010-03-31T19:55:08.069-07:00CHINESE MASSAGE AND STAR WARS by: BottomsUp<div style="text-align: center;">So I decided to head out to my favorite Chinese massage parlor in the East Village for a little stress relief.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Depending on who you get as a masseuse, your massage can be quite a religious experience.</div><div style="text-align: center;">MEANING...</div><div style="text-align: center;">You sometimes get a bit more than an actual massage.</div><div style="text-align: center;">You can sometimes get a hand job.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbYTQxkvWXrMJDXVNE7peKJmG0EJz8rnMmSkcUpC2EBKRPWw3eRyoGcO_QtH96kDR2tEe527pffTaZRmuz47jyk3jPzcfWH3Y7nBW_i6NkK4W13B8y7Okp9ZUzXcrlF3MVWqMtFDOOmA/s1600/aratamassage3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" nt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbYTQxkvWXrMJDXVNE7peKJmG0EJz8rnMmSkcUpC2EBKRPWw3eRyoGcO_QtH96kDR2tEe527pffTaZRmuz47jyk3jPzcfWH3Y7nBW_i6NkK4W13B8y7Okp9ZUzXcrlF3MVWqMtFDOOmA/s320/aratamassage3.jpg" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">Which I really really do enjoy btw.</div><div style="text-align: center;">But...</div><div style="text-align: center;">Only if it's by another guy!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Let it be known that the masseuse giving the hand jerk is never ever a sexy mother fucker.</div><div style="text-align: center;">EVER!</div><div style="text-align: center;">But...</div><div style="text-align: center;">When you have been drinking beforehand,</div><div style="text-align: center;">you just keep your eyes closed and let it happen.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Get this!</div><div style="text-align: center;">I received my last hand job by someone you may all know.</div><div style="text-align: center;">This particular person is world famous!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Let me give you a hint.</div><div style="text-align: center;">He is extremely famous.</div><div style="text-align: center;">He has been in more than one film.</div><div style="text-align: center;">He even has action figures and Halloween masks made in his likeness.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Oh and yeah..he is actually a woman in real life!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Can u guess?!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Ok..ok..I will no longer keep you in suspense!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Yes folks...</div><div style="text-align: center;">I got a hand job from Yoda!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_mjYCkJYTKs8whbkTG5dzyBZsgXKQW1nVXDdOAzB7OwN9QDJaBpAagp9_zC7LNXO8Tvp9xAG_ugyux1MQ1caibRRzNN1aH9cWCcMD3ALCH8n4ErU6_wGHptXgm1cEtGE_-DidfIJpWA/s1600/419157534_2758a44743_o.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" nt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_mjYCkJYTKs8whbkTG5dzyBZsgXKQW1nVXDdOAzB7OwN9QDJaBpAagp9_zC7LNXO8Tvp9xAG_ugyux1MQ1caibRRzNN1aH9cWCcMD3ALCH8n4ErU6_wGHptXgm1cEtGE_-DidfIJpWA/s320/419157534_2758a44743_o.jpg" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">A one thousand year old Chinese alien from the intergalactic solar system!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Thing is though...</div><div style="text-align: center;">I didn't know this bitch was that old until I saw her in the light while paying.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I felt my dick slowly crawl up inside myself!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Yoda rubbed my nuts..my dick..and slowly jerked me off.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I finished myself off actually...but...it still doesn't make up for the fact that I was molested by a million year old Star Wars character.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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</div><div align="left" class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">You'll get the same effect. And you know what? I'm not even kidding. Totally hated it. TWO THUMBS DOWN! Unless you have a sprained uterus. Then Trojan Fire and Ice is the way to go.</div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-48799043373767457612010-03-16T21:22:00.000-07:002010-03-16T21:41:44.324-07:00PEEP BOOTH SUCK by: BottomsUp<div style="text-align: center;">Growing up gay in the Midwest sucked!</div><div style="text-align: center;">All the porn shops catered to nothing but heteros and the gay bathhouses were lame.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I always wanted to go into a peep booth and see what goes on.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihErRDLyK_fvwNzFWKVv8mChSq-uvbcifOzkc4bqALy9BtVRZKS81lfDTjHgc2V_Ay7dhQYlmBRNJTpy5Pa2vuyGlwBIF7GOwhEIZOCukNQo8sUcbdILGIYVzcT24716l4DNmw27LEzg/s1600-h/31695660_sexshop.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihErRDLyK_fvwNzFWKVv8mChSq-uvbcifOzkc4bqALy9BtVRZKS81lfDTjHgc2V_Ay7dhQYlmBRNJTpy5Pa2vuyGlwBIF7GOwhEIZOCukNQo8sUcbdILGIYVzcT24716l4DNmw27LEzg/s320/31695660_sexshop.jpg" vt="true" /></a></div>There is a side of me who thinks like a filthy low budget porn star!</div><div style="text-align: center;">I want to suck 100 dicks while getting my ass pounded by a room full of Latin thugs and take all their cum down my throat!<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjM-kU66Lk2f0XoGCMjs8PITGk-m9zVngSCUe4wRQzxWzFdsdLbUU_2nXY1uPq-JeDnxZEM2fPZsSEDAQ1m-oFh0HsxPLvQlePCsr-FAYBzBnuX9Hga7SamWr4VaMKJsHX_xys5wd5mgg/s1600-h/gay-cum-swallowers.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjM-kU66Lk2f0XoGCMjs8PITGk-m9zVngSCUe4wRQzxWzFdsdLbUU_2nXY1uPq-JeDnxZEM2fPZsSEDAQ1m-oFh0HsxPLvQlePCsr-FAYBzBnuX9Hga7SamWr4VaMKJsHX_xys5wd5mgg/s320/gay-cum-swallowers.jpg" vt="true" /></a></div>See...I told you.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I am a dirty mother fucker.</div><div style="text-align: center;">After moving to New York City I began to explore my fantasy side a bit more.</div><div style="text-align: center;">You don't have to hide your sexuality here and there are gay porn shops at every fucking corner!</div><div style="text-align: center;">After a night of intense drinking...</div><div style="text-align: center;">I decided to stop in to a peep booth on Eighth Avenue.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDf2aQucSIYEdKKwOzWY8k0kjaOOh-AhN7rElGgcHZWmQsjEGny21C1DjkdV-pTiMV3-ejzgeu2bCAgNIP2ep1-8JmyOSElWL0oiVkBBk0Bl0snlXXPsgdnLtJfN5R5uvYAAItaWxVow/s1600-h/sex_booth_video.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDf2aQucSIYEdKKwOzWY8k0kjaOOh-AhN7rElGgcHZWmQsjEGny21C1DjkdV-pTiMV3-ejzgeu2bCAgNIP2ep1-8JmyOSElWL0oiVkBBk0Bl0snlXXPsgdnLtJfN5R5uvYAAItaWxVow/s320/sex_booth_video.jpg" vt="true" /></a></div>I felt my heart race with anticipation as I began my walk towards booths.</div><div style="text-align: center;">There were guys all over the place.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I was getting cruised by every ugly mother fucker in the place at first.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYOSU5zmigQH0toNHm24iCz5XIRqZCfi2ECOhw836ezpijzUc9w7VV7JuzSCqSC9k7pIka6fLs697HovnYBbdtAMhYx1qqtkQyJXGQkP5n9izxCT49u6uACSLDyOmLuGb2aOCKbk3wug/s1600-h/032307_nc.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYOSU5zmigQH0toNHm24iCz5XIRqZCfi2ECOhw836ezpijzUc9w7VV7JuzSCqSC9k7pIka6fLs697HovnYBbdtAMhYx1qqtkQyJXGQkP5n9izxCT49u6uACSLDyOmLuGb2aOCKbk3wug/s320/032307_nc.jpg" vt="true" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I immediately began to regret walking in.</div></div><div style="text-align: center;">But...</div><div style="text-align: center;">I kept on.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Here's what happens folks....</div><div style="text-align: center;">If you find someone you are interested in you try and find booths next to one another.</div><div style="text-align: center;">(Which is not an easy task on a Saturday night!)</div><div style="text-align: center;">When you find two open booths which are side by side...</div><div style="text-align: center;">you enter.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Each peep booth has an open window which is maybe 4 inches high.</div><div style="text-align: center;">They do not open completely.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Once inside you must immediately feed a dollar into the slot and pick a film to watch.</div><div style="text-align: center;">If you wait too long to pay an employee will knock on your door and tell you to leave.</div><div style="text-align: center;">FEED THE MACHINE QUICKLY TO AVOID THIS.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Once the film begins the lights go down as if you are in a theatre.</div><div style="text-align: center;">This is when you and the guy in the next booth begin to make signals.</div><div style="text-align: center;">If you get the guy who immediately gets on his knees next to the slot and motions with his tongue...</div><div style="text-align: center;">he obviously wants to suck your dick.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-BcTP2JE0c_5tod-0ll3vb4LG-A-i55lh2x8fHBHxAYeyMRAbe3dCaWFzg7uYPFSsacn0IDz9LZXDP47_gDEkFGNaUVi7dJKzQswjD6BLdhrwKT2LYjGTQfIshBWt7inTCNtQYiz2Pg/s1600-h/amenphis1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-BcTP2JE0c_5tod-0ll3vb4LG-A-i55lh2x8fHBHxAYeyMRAbe3dCaWFzg7uYPFSsacn0IDz9LZXDP47_gDEkFGNaUVi7dJKzQswjD6BLdhrwKT2LYjGTQfIshBWt7inTCNtQYiz2Pg/s320/amenphis1.jpg" vt="true" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Which is what I had happen a few times before finding the perfect specimen this night.</div>Everytime I went into a booth there was someone wanting to suck me off.<br />
FUCK THAT.<br />
I wanted to suck some dick.<br />
Finally...<br />
There was a sexy Latino who kept cruising me.<br />
It was on!<br />
Once we found adjoining booths...<br />
he just sat there rubbing himself through his jeans.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I didn't know what to do.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Being that I was drunk I decided to make my move.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I bent down and started watching him touch himself.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Once he saw I was interested in that...</div><div style="text-align: center;">he stood up and pulled down his pants.</div><div style="text-align: center;">He had a nice uncut dick and was stroking that shit all slow and delicious like.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFi5Uqq8-eNMyiShD7maO3FQyc_7z_0_8pxNjfS2y6FYp5VqQXcy9W2nvE0PfUtXvU25LQc-X3j39mGeZ2nbuaHtSj76yLFZ03q7uNCL8L0x4AiHoT1jJckPO1-I6LT9lw-qHb88utcw/s1600-h/265-openlucht.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFi5Uqq8-eNMyiShD7maO3FQyc_7z_0_8pxNjfS2y6FYp5VqQXcy9W2nvE0PfUtXvU25LQc-X3j39mGeZ2nbuaHtSj76yLFZ03q7uNCL8L0x4AiHoT1jJckPO1-I6LT9lw-qHb88utcw/s320/265-openlucht.jpg" vt="true" /></a></div>My asshole started chewing on my underwear.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It wanted that dick!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Next thing I knew he walked up and stuck his dick through the opening.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I shoved it down my throat!<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYHnKNLPktmBuIh6YzxT8PA29CleAyEc8OkO_TSNudeRaHVu9rgAdGmOs57_ZcZdbk1DmeKgcSZ0i3ENXJZCBKyog4SgJC3kEbbgCe6E_Hr9s6bFwKWT08jgS4qKBNQ0VFiZjc_5z3gA/s1600-h/dillon_josh3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYHnKNLPktmBuIh6YzxT8PA29CleAyEc8OkO_TSNudeRaHVu9rgAdGmOs57_ZcZdbk1DmeKgcSZ0i3ENXJZCBKyog4SgJC3kEbbgCe6E_Hr9s6bFwKWT08jgS4qKBNQ0VFiZjc_5z3gA/s320/dillon_josh3.jpg" vt="true" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I sucked and sucked while jacking myself in the process.</div>It didn't take long for him to cum and I took it all down my throat.<br />
Now...<br />
I do NOT usually do things like this!<br />
But..<br />
I wanted some dick and I got some.<br />
As soon as I gulped down the last drop of his hot Latin love juice,<br />
I shot my load too.<br />
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As quick as I sucked this guy off..<br />
I was gone.<br />
I quickly pulled up my jeans and got the fuck out of there!<br />
I never saw Pablo, Jose, Chino, Miguel, or whatever his name was again.<br />
<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I had done it!</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I conquered my peep booth fear and it felt great.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">The next day I felt a bit disgusting.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I had sucked a strangers dick in a peep show booth!</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Needless to say though...</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">it would not be my last time.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I went back a few more drunk nights and sucked a sexy Middle Eastern dick..an Asian dick..another Latin dick..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizUrSmDWWNy5fTDUGd-P98Tne-P8j2pQTHkGAppPoAqmV760fWyaWDWoAEhr-ojoBIuBWlTIgLyScq6lMShNB0WfFoz5zzoGPe06ch4ZSDJ3p6oPSWhj3pRiMJPEqQpd5DwM1_KgfmXw/s1600-h/257-jml.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizUrSmDWWNy5fTDUGd-P98Tne-P8j2pQTHkGAppPoAqmV760fWyaWDWoAEhr-ojoBIuBWlTIgLyScq6lMShNB0WfFoz5zzoGPe06ch4ZSDJ3p6oPSWhj3pRiMJPEqQpd5DwM1_KgfmXw/s320/257-jml.jpg" vt="true" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I even got my own dick sucked by a 2 foot 4 inch tall Mexican guy..and again by an Asian twink.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">They both swallowed.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">If you have ever wanted to explore your hidden freaky side and try the world of peep booths..</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">DO IT!</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">The fun is in the filth aspect of it.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Plus...the cruising part can be lots of fun as well.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">If you don't see any guys you are interested in then leave.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">U can always come back later in the night and try again.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I can guarantee you will find someone to fulfill your fantasy.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlzR79GJXbFc6zx2B-IUal2lQK1cpGubvSo8qXbj-jUQjoW2FSf73DP6p5WPJu_Z7MiLvy4eS5uhksEfqCF67O9bMrKAoJ3ise2CFq6TXkvnuiAe1CrVuwTNsiIvNVbz8zPCw0YY-4Dw/s1600-h/imgp5828_small.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlzR79GJXbFc6zx2B-IUal2lQK1cpGubvSo8qXbj-jUQjoW2FSf73DP6p5WPJu_Z7MiLvy4eS5uhksEfqCF67O9bMrKAoJ3ise2CFq6TXkvnuiAe1CrVuwTNsiIvNVbz8zPCw0YY-4Dw/s320/imgp5828_small.JPG" vt="true" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">TRY IT!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div></div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-23438239815567572072010-03-12T12:07:00.000-08:002010-03-12T13:36:21.683-08:00A GIRL IS GONNA GET HERS NO MATTER WHAT or WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH GUYS WHO ARE INTIMIDATED BY DILDOS?!?! by MollyX<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT1dI_h4D51ZsIfqxqOtUUNKSx09HilCnDK0aj87czvGP0F4PteBtf6u4vCD60Gs5iEf1dvPnCPIqvf__OoyM3dd0HmhmsX4e08qARusw7j3zkCrW3X3ID2x46NPnTRr1dDdHEYiLZaA/s1600-h/minipro2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT1dI_h4D51ZsIfqxqOtUUNKSx09HilCnDK0aj87czvGP0F4PteBtf6u4vCD60Gs5iEf1dvPnCPIqvf__OoyM3dd0HmhmsX4e08qARusw7j3zkCrW3X3ID2x46NPnTRr1dDdHEYiLZaA/s320/minipro2.jpg" vt="true" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>There is nothing more pathetic than a guy who is intimidated by a vibrator. Case in point... my ex husband. Boys...rest at ease. No matter how many times we tickle the taco with a vibrator or a dildo, we are never going to stop craving your cock. We will never leave you for a sex toy (except maybe my rabbit. We have fantasized about running away together more than once, but nevertheless...). I married (the first time) at a very young age. When my husband discovered my cheap ass plastic pathetic excuse for a vibrator he was horrified and instantly demanded I throw it in the trash.<br />
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</div>I figured out a fail proof plan. It was nearing Christmas, and at the top of my wish list, I asked for a "back massager." I was happy as a pedophile at Disneyland when Christmas morning I unwrapped "The Thumper." This motherfucker looks like my moms antique Hoover. <br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOffcfGyREfo-K4ErWi-G2Z2yG82fWNuF8iQ3a6ycrNNnMfGbZoGIxH6qWt1ZLLaucoeT8NvoQitk0rP-XSS2Dd9E4jq4XF54yjofOnvpxCwq0Q-wAe1M9cmz_U7Mj9AHMoUgD81zdqQ/s1600-h/med_giant_vacuum.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOffcfGyREfo-K4ErWi-G2Z2yG82fWNuF8iQ3a6ycrNNnMfGbZoGIxH6qWt1ZLLaucoeT8NvoQitk0rP-XSS2Dd9E4jq4XF54yjofOnvpxCwq0Q-wAe1M9cmz_U7Mj9AHMoUgD81zdqQ/s200/med_giant_vacuum.jpg" vt="true" width="143" /></a></div>It weighs about 75 lbs, has two vibrating heads, and a heat option. The next morning, I waited for my husband to go to work, plugged that sucker in, and went to town. The thing was like having a construction worker jackhammer your clit up into your throat. WAAAAAAAAAAY too strong! But I wasn't about to let that stand in my way. I threw on a pair of panties, unrolled some tube socks, lay them over my pussy, and went for round two with a nice protective layer of cushioning. About three minutes into it.... SUCCESS! Not the most amazing experience ever, but it was tolerable. And my husband spent the next three years thinking I had some serious back problems, cause that shit was plugged in by the bed everyday when he came home from work. But the moral of the story is...guys, come to terms with the fact that no matter how good of a lay you are, or how amazing your cock is, your wife or girlfriend is going to flick it. So deal. If my ex had come to terms with it, I would have been spared one seriously bruised labia and an astronomically high sock bill. <br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJIufPCIBTUGeSrUljWVzVYiNJMZvwF87a2nX17AshCJgBOoHcKOUyOd1RyDvXfztxjkUIR1C-ykKq6CuqBWGor0V0iaxHpq6h5JyT4drASOP3285jzam1MWeOJGgWfviPBG4MtP4pVw/s1600-h/imagesCA2Z6MMQ.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJIufPCIBTUGeSrUljWVzVYiNJMZvwF87a2nX17AshCJgBOoHcKOUyOd1RyDvXfztxjkUIR1C-ykKq6CuqBWGor0V0iaxHpq6h5JyT4drASOP3285jzam1MWeOJGgWfviPBG4MtP4pVw/s320/imagesCA2Z6MMQ.jpg" vt="true" /></a></div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-51871580068063978462010-02-18T19:58:00.000-08:002010-03-13T21:10:22.797-08:00MY FIRST BLACK DICK by: BottomsUp<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">I have always been attracted to men outside my race.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">For whatever reason I have never really been attracted to white men...especially gay ones.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">And we have all heard those rumors of black men having bigger dicks...being better lovers..etc..etc.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjp0NfCOqjOuJ9ivFzNMk5mxDHcGl9YwQd4IJFqWYpfhrOYaQdg3ZQRCh4yM6aJd9ZdjWcvQ1Ws4X3bwc6-FIfx03NjNsohTSBJgMOUkE13ke7YPrp8-ajaGJhej2Ka-8SanpDu6YXGA/s1600-h/hot_black_dick.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjp0NfCOqjOuJ9ivFzNMk5mxDHcGl9YwQd4IJFqWYpfhrOYaQdg3ZQRCh4yM6aJd9ZdjWcvQ1Ws4X3bwc6-FIfx03NjNsohTSBJgMOUkE13ke7YPrp8-ajaGJhej2Ka-8SanpDu6YXGA/s320/hot_black_dick.jpg" vt="true" /></a></div>There was a time when I bought gay porn videos and mags full of sexy black men with giant dicks and jacked it til I turned blue!<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXuugIUwBEi-QJ9DbrHlfGACqc9OSTgu4mwazu9-7PGS7Nki_TFQSBCYNoiq0eN9aP2jmJBOpzfU3uPyz7HvWKDTr8GCyJy83QnKvVZcUFMhQe6ASLvqiyGSNk7TuyG0VTtB9cUsSmUQ/s1600-h/naked-black.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXuugIUwBEi-QJ9DbrHlfGACqc9OSTgu4mwazu9-7PGS7Nki_TFQSBCYNoiq0eN9aP2jmJBOpzfU3uPyz7HvWKDTr8GCyJy83QnKvVZcUFMhQe6ASLvqiyGSNk7TuyG0VTtB9cUsSmUQ/s320/naked-black.jpg" vt="true" /></a></div>I was obsessed with the idea of getting my ass pounded by a nice black dick.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">Now...</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">Fast forward to a night of endless partying at a gay club in Louisville, Kentucky.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">I met this (who I thought was sexy at the time) 26 year old black guy named Keith.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">He had a gold tooth, sexy full lips, and a beautiful ass!<br />
Looking back on it now though...he looked like a god damn horse!<br />
In the face that is.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc6Uj59JgfdSUmDRnG91Es4xXpMyFSbpjikr6QIztXgvb2W1_q5VGyN1b30yIkhVILgnRPV1xX12zFT2Hwrtb76RW-U2V1P58VlKHCmIfeVTVsmOabGraClnE8AMF_EOWMcHZO30nWxA/s1600-h/untitled.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ct="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc6Uj59JgfdSUmDRnG91Es4xXpMyFSbpjikr6QIztXgvb2W1_q5VGyN1b30yIkhVILgnRPV1xX12zFT2Hwrtb76RW-U2V1P58VlKHCmIfeVTVsmOabGraClnE8AMF_EOWMcHZO30nWxA/s320/untitled.bmp" /></a></div>That aside for now...</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">We ended up getting drunk and making out all night long.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">Sad thing is...I did not remember any of it.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">FUCKING VODKA!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Anywayz...</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">A few weeks later Keith came to visit me in Indiana.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">I was ready for my first taste of black dick so I spit shined my asshole til it twinkled like a diamond!<br />
As I sat in the car staring at him it dawned on me....</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">This mother fucker looks like Rick James and Mr.Ed had a baby!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZNx_tdSDRlIqrjCAA0LkuJ0LJ4Qi6E7jBW_R7i9gwidja1l5naf14uUwc2yz3y8PvUHKSDxIIM0XWsCdW1TdaitGF1teRl7euMyAZSn5-V5ZoaqaGdOCDEhEzzGWF4KE0K3tH6QSsZQ/s1600-h/brick-horse-761004.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ct="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZNx_tdSDRlIqrjCAA0LkuJ0LJ4Qi6E7jBW_R7i9gwidja1l5naf14uUwc2yz3y8PvUHKSDxIIM0XWsCdW1TdaitGF1teRl7euMyAZSn5-V5ZoaqaGdOCDEhEzzGWF4KE0K3tH6QSsZQ/s320/brick-horse-761004.jpg" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">Needless to say... </div><div style="text-align: center;">We headed off to this trashy motel called "The Cloverleaf" which was close to my house.</div><div style="text-align: center;">The place reeked of roach spray and it was colder than a polar bears asshole inside!!</div><div style="text-align: center;">We sat and talked a bit until the the awkwardness of being sober went away.<br />
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We attacked one another.</div><div style="text-align: center;">He was a terrible kisser!</div><div style="text-align: center;">He sucked my tongue so hard that I couldn't catch my breath!</div><div style="text-align: center;">I felt like a fucking puffer fish gasping for air!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9HeKwI9vd-GEr4VOL9cPxY4p3OGAoy3z7Ei1DCcAjpyua_P9gXPnthYbTpmUXfw-b4Lwn0fIkIPXIMYSJ55QtDNZMjjQle229blDbE2WxJE5ENzbc2rQeH1fptxaJOuIYC8890XNKsg/s1600-h/puffer-fish.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ct="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9HeKwI9vd-GEr4VOL9cPxY4p3OGAoy3z7Ei1DCcAjpyua_P9gXPnthYbTpmUXfw-b4Lwn0fIkIPXIMYSJ55QtDNZMjjQle229blDbE2WxJE5ENzbc2rQeH1fptxaJOuIYC8890XNKsg/s320/puffer-fish.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">All I could think about was his dick.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I could not wait to feel it..see it..taste it in my mouth!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">So..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I unzipped his jeans and slowly slid them off his body.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">There it was.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Now I am not a size queen and could honestly care less about size...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">but I was hoping to see a big black dick.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It wasn't.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Although it wasn't large..it was very hard and uncut.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It was my first taste of uncut dick.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I loved it!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">And...well..there was something else.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Ok..how can I put this delicately??</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I will just say it.</div><div class="" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">His dick hole was smiling at me!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">SHIT U NOT!</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjubAWh6-E8tvsSwSoClebCqWfYkOjwAbNSLfKzAhBkgZL1Rn8-95IwA5I6kYc2iBE11QWRU7u5gvpLThyphenhyphen0w5T4Jab3O5bvk5Yd5wMn7YMIO77TRdfHQrTBimYrNBelCXsiGlztVcy05w/s1600-h/smiling-fish3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ct="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjubAWh6-E8tvsSwSoClebCqWfYkOjwAbNSLfKzAhBkgZL1Rn8-95IwA5I6kYc2iBE11QWRU7u5gvpLThyphenhyphen0w5T4Jab3O5bvk5Yd5wMn7YMIO77TRdfHQrTBimYrNBelCXsiGlztVcy05w/s320/smiling-fish3.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">To this very day I have never seen anything else like it.</div><div class="" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">I have seen lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of dicks...</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">but never seen another smiling dick hole..EVER!</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">It was quite a big hole.</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">You could actually put the tip of your tongue inside it!</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">Kind of gross I know but true.</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">Ok..Ok..</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">Let's not get off track here.</div><div class="" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">He was a terrible and I do mean terrible fuck!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW5NvgSXvrV8LaIWQaghfO1TQsQnlA6gqw-ycMtaG439GtypHFp1JjlLq8-H_hPz22Tvw_4VDRrPpnbXjhVeafPLi-8ZjT2ksqC4ci__Eg3eyrnFLOr15H0VvEmfMzE0MX_RF7k1o_ig/s1600-h/interracial_gay_sex.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW5NvgSXvrV8LaIWQaghfO1TQsQnlA6gqw-ycMtaG439GtypHFp1JjlLq8-H_hPz22Tvw_4VDRrPpnbXjhVeafPLi-8ZjT2ksqC4ci__Eg3eyrnFLOr15H0VvEmfMzE0MX_RF7k1o_ig/s320/interracial_gay_sex.jpg" vt="true" /></a></div><div class="" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">I could have nailed a carrot to a teeter totter and gotten more rhythm!</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6dHWceYAuRiUyjhWPl9KuaWZhzJnia8TWCMYPTTDTWFfdSwnMi0Wpk6dCsI_1s3rjU8ls7oep37jpvHn3LzGojbdzwA33fUhyWJOyzSIrXqBjQv_LWb0Jb3vFVKS8lchWnk4abm3_fQ/s1600-h/56480638_scan102652.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ct="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6dHWceYAuRiUyjhWPl9KuaWZhzJnia8TWCMYPTTDTWFfdSwnMi0Wpk6dCsI_1s3rjU8ls7oep37jpvHn3LzGojbdzwA33fUhyWJOyzSIrXqBjQv_LWb0Jb3vFVKS8lchWnk4abm3_fQ/s320/56480638_scan102652.jpg" /></a></div><div class="" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">We fucked a few more times after this night.</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">Afterwards..</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">I went on a black man fucking spree that lasted throughout my late teens and into my early 30's!</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">Now...</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">I am here to tell you that the black man bigger dicks rumor is just that.</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">A rumor.</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">I have pretty much fucked every race and I can honestly say that race does not matter.</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">Either you have a big dick or you don't.</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">It's like girls and their titties..some girls have big tits..some girls don't.</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">The biggest dick I have ever seen was attached to a white French tourist I met this past year.</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">FUCKING HUGE!</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">That fucker looked like a god damn fire hose!</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">Yes I know what you are thinking...</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">I mentioned earlier that I am not attracted to white guys.</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">That is true.</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">I prefer Latin dick.</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8UEpzJlrNbrRfaoaGZuETsTDc58WOKTJQtvJkQ3Wjr7h5VvQTfRzOqRiq7Vf_f7BbXCLlA_UNfHyKZaQZF3BhP9G1DUksJE-TWjajQfJ0rcWZWZ-PaEAvOlmnn4Tw44hFY0D_tm7JFA/s1600-h/randy_51.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8UEpzJlrNbrRfaoaGZuETsTDc58WOKTJQtvJkQ3Wjr7h5VvQTfRzOqRiq7Vf_f7BbXCLlA_UNfHyKZaQZF3BhP9G1DUksJE-TWjajQfJ0rcWZWZ-PaEAvOlmnn4Tw44hFY0D_tm7JFA/s320/randy_51.jpg" vt="true" /></a></div><div class="" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">But...</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">when I drink a dick is a dick!</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">Sometimes.</div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-41775956845750596152010-02-18T15:30:00.000-08:002010-02-18T15:30:27.914-08:00MY FIRSTS: THE PATHETIC AND SOMEWHAT DEPRESSING STORY OF HOW MOLLYX LOST HER VIRGINITY<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCpw7HUMIT9Qyo9Z6O09Q1wuU1f2zeEhy-If26IVxcliHD02NgY7P64rRx7slLchNHhKiUUqvTm6tjq6p8HcggokQLegtSL81iQWL7p6jsx_NSGakclfAHlw0CEM6uJQB3QeuWhS5zWQ/s1600-h/13-amc-gremlin.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ct="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCpw7HUMIT9Qyo9Z6O09Q1wuU1f2zeEhy-If26IVxcliHD02NgY7P64rRx7slLchNHhKiUUqvTm6tjq6p8HcggokQLegtSL81iQWL7p6jsx_NSGakclfAHlw0CEM6uJQB3QeuWhS5zWQ/s320/13-amc-gremlin.jpg" /></a></div>I fucking hate people who talk about losing their virginity as if it was the most romantic, amazing experience of their life. I'm looking at you ladies. I call bullshit. MAJOR bullshit. There is nothing...i repeat NOTHING pleasant about getting your cherry popped. And I will throw down with any chick that says otherwise. "Ohhhh...it was with my high school boyfriend...and ohhhhhh....it was so incredible..and he lit candles, and had a fire going in the fireplace and there were rose petals everywhere and he was so sweet and incredible and gentle and caring and bullshit bullshit bullshit. Yeah right. SUCK MY DICK! I don't know. Maybe it's true. Maybe I'm just a little jaded....with reason. Which leads me to.......MY FIRSTS: HOW MOLLYX LOST HER VIRGINITY. It goes a little something like this..........<br />
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So. It's a few weeks before my 16th birthday. I'm at a party at my friend Kris's house. We're smoking a joint in the woods at the end of the backyard. We're getting pretty high when Derek (may he rest in peace. sweet guy. now dead.) walks up with his friend "Tom." I'm instantly attracted to him. Tom looks like a pre-corpse version of River Phoenix circa "My Own Private Idaho." <br />
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</div>That's right kiddies! Pencil dick Tom is fucking me. His cock (I hesitate to use the word cock. It gives his micro dick too much credit). His four month old BABY DICK is inside me. I swear to god, I thought it was his finger. How sad. He finishes as we round the corner to my house. I fumble around as I fish my panties out from under the drivers seat, mumble a few parting words to him, and run inside. I was raised in a very staunch religious home. So I spend the rest of the night laying in bed, staring at the ceiling and repeating over and over to myself "I had sex. I'm going to hell. I had sex! I'm going to hell! I had sex...." and fantasizing about what the devil will be like in person.<br />
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P.S. Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh......I can't believe I forgot this part. So, six months later, I'm sitting in Blockbuster Music (remember when they had those?) with my best friend, probably listening to the new BUSH album or some heinous bullshit, and who should walk in but needle cock. So, I walk over and briefly say, hi. We exchange a few pleasantries and I return to my friend. Three seconds later this huge cow of a girl is tapping me on the shoulder and screaming "SLUT!" In my face.<br />
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</div>This is a skill that has come in really handy in my adult life (and probably saved me from countless citations for public lewdness), and I have to say that I owe it all to the man who inspired my very first masturbation experience.........Crocodile Dundee. <br />
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I saw the first Crocodile Dundee movie when I was in the third grade, and I was never the same. I thought Paul Hogan was the sexiest man alive.....that's right folks.....Paul Hogan. For whatever reason, it was that leathery, 80 year old, walking slice of bacon with an Aussie dialect that flipped the switch in my coochie. I distinctly remember laying in bed after watching Crocodile Dundee for the first time on TBS or some shit. While my sisters slept five feet from me, I took my first real trip <em>down under</em>. Har har har ha hardy har har. Sorry. I tried to resist it, but couldn't. I'm a total moron with the sense of humor of a 40 year old white guy. Anyway......I didn't come. At that point I didn't know that orgasms existed in the world. But that all changed a few years later with Joey Lawrence and the faucet in my bathtub. That's right kids, it gets worse.... <br />
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</div>Joey....fucking....retarded....Lawrence. Flash forward a few years. My family has moved across the country and all ten of us are living in a two bedroom motel room. I was depressed. FUCKING depressed. So, I'm sitting in the bathtub (the only place there was any possibility of privacy) and I'm watching the water come out of the faucet. <br />
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</div>And I'm sad. And watching the faucet. And I'm missing my friends. And watching the faucet. And I'm wishing there was something I could do to make myself feel a little happier. And watching yadie yadie blah blah you get the fucking picture. So, I get to thinking to myself "Self, what if you hold your bean under that faucet? What that'd feel like? It might make you feel a little better." So I inch my butt down to the end of the tub, prop my feet up on the tile walls, and let the water run on my pussy. And then...my whole life changed. It was by far (up to that point) the most pleasurable experience I'd ever had. And for some reason, which I'll never understand, fucking retarded Joey Lawrence pops in my head.......and I like it!?!?!?!? Within two minutes I was coming my brains out. And you know what....I did feel better. A lot better. From that day forward, I was a chronic masturbator. Still am. So thank you Crocodile Dundee. Thank you retarded Joey Lawrence. Thank you bathtub faucet. I owe you guys one..............or two.............or fifteen thousand.<br />
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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiROn_mzAhg5Kn9Am1DFwXD5rbtbYPSxk_AO0ng-e-hzoxhpoAffxV1Kn45cn99jlyluqqGGakaH8OFsvoxnI2VyZEA8x7yWIXeqvYjsoZ4MB0sq29VOMANHwf4RWwPoYEmTnnqkUM4Dw/s1600-h/summer24oz-web.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiROn_mzAhg5Kn9Am1DFwXD5rbtbYPSxk_AO0ng-e-hzoxhpoAffxV1Kn45cn99jlyluqqGGakaH8OFsvoxnI2VyZEA8x7yWIXeqvYjsoZ4MB0sq29VOMANHwf4RWwPoYEmTnnqkUM4Dw/s320/summer24oz-web.jpg" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">With that being said..</div><div style="text-align: center;">My cock craving was quenched and my orgasm was explosive.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I love dildos that resemble actual dicks.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's much easier for the fuck fantasy in my head to seem a reality if the dildo is dick shaped.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga0Q3u5EqIyrqv0f_0cNMbC2KHGZDu8dqrFsJyoh-V_Zy3tFgDBcm7k6eK7Yr-Oxx5mVeTZjpJbDOo7-EUmrNm2_lyFrrGFBQIDLGRPolnB9itxnNpglccWyIWE3X5Xiu3ev5XWMUT-Q/s1600-h/jesus-hates-dildo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="301" kt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga0Q3u5EqIyrqv0f_0cNMbC2KHGZDu8dqrFsJyoh-V_Zy3tFgDBcm7k6eK7Yr-Oxx5mVeTZjpJbDOo7-EUmrNm2_lyFrrGFBQIDLGRPolnB9itxnNpglccWyIWE3X5Xiu3ev5XWMUT-Q/s400/jesus-hates-dildo.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-31496736356573831212010-02-07T14:15:00.000-08:002010-02-07T14:18:33.765-08:00Dildo Death Match or How can the Japanese get it soooo right...and then so wrong? by MollyX<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJT-o1jsGQ8MRLx5mOXNvvAKZBcms-A8sU01IYB6RDzSZf-L9yaz4622vW3IATjvnBM-LlrMAhQtyp8dhCxdvTm3HbHCPbG9gSau5Ijrr0v92Xz83r-tGF8Suo6WtMeSBEbWqdThutwQ/s1600-h/3277800139_6cba59b32f_m.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" kt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJT-o1jsGQ8MRLx5mOXNvvAKZBcms-A8sU01IYB6RDzSZf-L9yaz4622vW3IATjvnBM-LlrMAhQtyp8dhCxdvTm3HbHCPbG9gSau5Ijrr0v92Xz83r-tGF8Suo6WtMeSBEbWqdThutwQ/s320/3277800139_6cba59b32f_m.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>"Why is that Japanese man so happy?" you may be asking yourself. Well, I'll tell you why. Because when it comes to sex toys the Japanese are god amongst men......or so I thought. This belief has been the one constant in my life. When you're looking to stuff the clam shack with a new toy...go to the Japanese. They'll never let you down. My love affair with the land of the rising sun began with (and yes, i know we're all sick of hearing it, especially since that fucking episode of Sex in the City. But I'm sorry, it's fucking true) the Rabbit.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB8A6muxgTMmot675RD4BxJL69IOhyphenhyphenesJS7jnYPwF88pazyyxHYWY98mB0nJ7e9WGiiWJcuUzTdNkAj34Z94Q8gL3pCOTNld1UMeyYYmxh7saxFwBhNIEVD1m1cYEJUgVwrGefJP1sRw/s1600-h/621_x600_out_RabbitHabbit_silo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" kt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB8A6muxgTMmot675RD4BxJL69IOhyphenhyphenesJS7jnYPwF88pazyyxHYWY98mB0nJ7e9WGiiWJcuUzTdNkAj34Z94Q8gL3pCOTNld1UMeyYYmxh7saxFwBhNIEVD1m1cYEJUgVwrGefJP1sRw/s200/621_x600_out_RabbitHabbit_silo.jpg" width="111" /></a></div> I got my rabbit three years ago and that bitch is still going strong. It is what a you call "a sure thing." I know that without exception, when I bust out my Rabbit Pearl, I am gonna come my brains out and not just once...multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple times. I have come so hard with my rabbit that I've awaken in the morning to find that I've burst all the blood vessels in my face and had to walk around for three days looking like a fucking syphilis patient. <br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJVrC88dE9h__IpH3mwSsR0fNN1tpIcF_yWfN5v_SHDsihGBzj9pgKbOxWM2qXmszDwgo4U6TlDrpIugvdsya8xGYtnYzB60MKSTZWs2L54Gp0ZslU6-vw0Lj3V9UCPCeXzi-5OvrP4Q/s1600-h/Syphilis_lesions_on_back.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" kt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJVrC88dE9h__IpH3mwSsR0fNN1tpIcF_yWfN5v_SHDsihGBzj9pgKbOxWM2qXmszDwgo4U6TlDrpIugvdsya8xGYtnYzB60MKSTZWs2L54Gp0ZslU6-vw0Lj3V9UCPCeXzi-5OvrP4Q/s200/Syphilis_lesions_on_back.jpg" width="161" /></a></div>I don't care how tired, high, or crawling on my face puking drunk I am. That shit is the tilt- a -whirl in the land of the pussy. It...does...the....job. So, when we received a shipment of the Tenga Masturbation Sleeves at work the other day, I couldn't wait to pick one up for the hubby.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrQkyb4JFy5UDSMNEyKF95QYwNI-_buTHXwzNBVzFzZ2PkyEoG4E6X5np3if-_XuVxoF-ut-N7Lr2CnrrkAiElZuhvg_2FPg1UHf1EawqcIxvOz5YplAk91jpoFllbSOLqMf7_krnU8w/s1600-h/pro_01_pic.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" kt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrQkyb4JFy5UDSMNEyKF95QYwNI-_buTHXwzNBVzFzZ2PkyEoG4E6X5np3if-_XuVxoF-ut-N7Lr2CnrrkAiElZuhvg_2FPg1UHf1EawqcIxvOz5YplAk91jpoFllbSOLqMf7_krnU8w/s200/pro_01_pic.jpg" width="144" /></a></div> I got him the Tenga Air Cushion Cup one use sleeve and skipped my happy ass home, looking forward to a night of mutual buffing of the weasels. At first he wanted to use it in private, but I insisted on being there in the name of science. So we threw down a towel, put on some porn and went to town, he with the Tenga and me with the Rabbit. It started off okay, but definitely not great. I think it made him slightly nervous that I was perched over him like a vulture with a vibrating purple dong shoved in my cootchie.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnybgPTSHnbVLLAK0nK8BM054Osxn6u9fKyxKLPrhHowppt4yqCeL1eEPOdoDwuX0ap6jkgx74c2O6qKdFbE6xg-y84OIBH3hiW5pbUpwbStjcAQZlS7Uxcg023n-ZfRseOu0NFl9hyA/s1600-h/282px-Eon.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="153" kt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnybgPTSHnbVLLAK0nK8BM054Osxn6u9fKyxKLPrhHowppt4yqCeL1eEPOdoDwuX0ap6jkgx74c2O6qKdFbE6xg-y84OIBH3hiW5pbUpwbStjcAQZlS7Uxcg023n-ZfRseOu0NFl9hyA/s200/282px-Eon.jpg" width="200" /></a></div> I can see how that could be a little unnerving. The sleeve was really cold, which set us off at a slow start, but it warmed quickly. But within a few minutes I could tell that there wasn't any real fireworks happening for him. "Is there supposed to be a texture inside?" he asks. All Tengas come with a different texture. But he said he could barely feel it. After a few frustrated strokes he seemed to get in a groove.....until something white and spongy came flying out of the sleeve at 95 miles an hour!!! That was a fucking buzz kill. The Tenga comes prelubed. It has a sponge inside the lip of the sleeve that keeps it lubricated. It looks like my husbands rapid jerking released it and it came barrelling out of the end. Ummm...not good. After a few more desperate moments he finally came. It was less than satisfying. I, on the other hand, had already came 40,000 times thanks to you know what. So, in short, in a samurai dildo death match, Rabbit trumps Tenga, no question about it. <br />
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</div>Rabbit: Five incredible squirts<br />
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Tenga: 2 pathetic tiny squirts<br />
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P.S. I do have to say that the Tenga was too short to fit my husbands whole cock, which left him smiling and feeling pretty pleased with himself for a couple days. So, maybe it should get an extra half a squirt for the ego stroke. At least it was good at stroking something.COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-3761159145224918102010-01-26T22:05:00.000-08:002010-01-26T22:29:17.367-08:00MY FIRST TIMES by: BottomsUp<div style="text-align: center;">Masturbation is a topic many people do not like to admit doing and or even discuss.<br />
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</div>Why??!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">We all do it!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">And if you say you don't you're a god damn liar!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">When I first realized that touching my dick felt great, I did it every single fucking day!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">STILL DO!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Not only did I jerk off on a daily basis,<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">but I began to explore more deeper...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">If you get my drift.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I began to experiment with anal play.<br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I was too young to buy sex toys and didn't even know they existed at this point in my life.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I was just a kid.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">But...<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">there were items around the house I would use to XXXplore my deepest desires if you will.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Everything from a bowling pin shaped cologne bottle, hairbrush handles, pens, pencils, markers, screwdriver handles, fingers, broom handles...<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I even placed a condom over a plunger, <br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">then squatted on it in while masturbating and watched myself in the sliding glass mirror in the bathroom.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Man if that mirror could fucking talk!<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;">I used to sit on the toilet seat with my legs over my shoulders and play with my asshole, <br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">all while staring at myself in that shower door mirror and jacking off.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I even ate my own cum!<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I loved doing that.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I also knew I wanted a dick in my ass!<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">(Not counting my being molested by a relative)<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">At 15, I finally got my wish.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">He was 14.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">It was awkward and not very good.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">At 16 I got my first taste of black dick.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">It wasn't all that either.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I was beginning to think that playing with my own hole was better than dick!<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">When I finally got a taste of some good dick,<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">(He later became a transexual)<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I became a full fledged ho!<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Sucking and fucking every dick I could find and loving every minute of it.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I grew obsessed with porn and had a large variety of both film and magazines.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">LOVED IT!<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I would jack off with other male friends, <br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">and sometimes we took nude photos of one another with a Polaroid camera.<br />
</div></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC-CDrXP2BLprawq21OfJbACJ0cmIIBTuVzxKNi-N8BepDvXyxPTpIqW6Z_x8evBW_K84INHx62JUVf4e-yDON0Ux8zOEGo7y_qEv-FO0DvtbVlRxe_0FGSzr8yIAJW1DhtcE2TiN6TQ/s1600-h/hustler4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" mt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC-CDrXP2BLprawq21OfJbACJ0cmIIBTuVzxKNi-N8BepDvXyxPTpIqW6Z_x8evBW_K84INHx62JUVf4e-yDON0Ux8zOEGo7y_qEv-FO0DvtbVlRxe_0FGSzr8yIAJW1DhtcE2TiN6TQ/s320/hustler4.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I still have those photos today.<br />
</div></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I received my first sex toy at 17.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I gave my older gay cousin the money and told him what I wanted.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">"A dick shaped vibrator!"<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqHUh39JYVbgrzGCkKXSf2MIzSvwEZmEHId-aImP7mA3CQLFP6kM0cHosMhrjQe9TI87lgUwpfgHUcj9EYu7Rb-gD1b2U0_Vlmn07KtWpyoSJL2cJcOjhdqMB4fy8yh-gMjoocg9SVlA/s1600-h/gayanalplay.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" mt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqHUh39JYVbgrzGCkKXSf2MIzSvwEZmEHId-aImP7mA3CQLFP6kM0cHosMhrjQe9TI87lgUwpfgHUcj9EYu7Rb-gD1b2U0_Vlmn07KtWpyoSJL2cJcOjhdqMB4fy8yh-gMjoocg9SVlA/s320/gayanalplay.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">He bought me a HUGE one!<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;">Needless to say I fucked that vibrator for years!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I stuck it between the couch cushions to hold it in place and rode that fucker til the cows came home!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">When my mother started to figure out my being gay,<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">she also became nosey and began to snoop.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I was so paranoid that mom would find my toy,<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">so I tossed that giant dick shaped dong into the woods next<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">to our house.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Funny thing though...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Years later my dad was walking in the woods and found that god damned 12 inch rubber dick!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It was all dry rotted and molded.<br />
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</div>I was horrified but was also laughing hysterically inside.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Little did he know that dick was deep inside his sons little asshole many many many many many fucking times!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Hell...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">it may still be in those woods today!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">He never threw it away that I know of.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">lol<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Too fuckin funny!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Well there ya have it folks.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The true story of my two first times.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Guess I will sign off for now.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Gotta jack it and hit the sack!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Good night to all!<br />
</div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-35247878558246488602010-01-26T20:51:00.000-08:002010-01-26T21:19:41.668-08:00MADONNA AND SEX by:BottomsUp<div style="text-align: center;">Let's just cut to the chase here folks.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I am fucking obsessed with Madonna!<br />
She taught me to be honest and proud of my sexuality, and to never be ashamed of who you are.<br />
This is what makes Madonna...well...Madonna!<br />
Without her existence, I don't know if I would have survived.<br />
</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEs7E8q1hY0Tv-mPlAFSR4z-sZmCCdqEaK6jrtD2SSW3ySudqnm7KDzI61IO1GBctlvgfoJCRsZduhnvguAxYjdFsolv9UVFIG2PDGt81z8sOKPOBDivp5AUnqFX3v3P0dRsa0ec677A/s1600-h/Madonna_Patrick9001_01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" mt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEs7E8q1hY0Tv-mPlAFSR4z-sZmCCdqEaK6jrtD2SSW3ySudqnm7KDzI61IO1GBctlvgfoJCRsZduhnvguAxYjdFsolv9UVFIG2PDGt81z8sOKPOBDivp5AUnqFX3v3P0dRsa0ec677A/s320/Madonna_Patrick9001_01.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">As a kid growing up the Midwest, I was this quiet little lost gay soul.<br />
</div></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">No role models and no one to look up to.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Then one day in the early 80's....<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">it all changed!<br />
</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I discovered this woman on my television screen rolling around singing about boys and sex.<br />
</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">With her teased hair, ripped leotards, pouty red lips, see through bra, and well choreographed dance moves...<br />
</div></div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdRsbLKaJqylNmjNZWBHxN4WZotW4Q2Qm5sJuXFLXaMOf9ska2vxL5hKDG6A74fedb8O-dGXhWtobXk3Am4Hh8Aa_6fstQuBfPwY61cCbPWtdh3sBjx3TS4v2Zw9pi9NzNmey-Y-_fJA/s1600-h/tabak07.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" mt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdRsbLKaJqylNmjNZWBHxN4WZotW4Q2Qm5sJuXFLXaMOf9ska2vxL5hKDG6A74fedb8O-dGXhWtobXk3Am4Hh8Aa_6fstQuBfPwY61cCbPWtdh3sBjx3TS4v2Zw9pi9NzNmey-Y-_fJA/s320/tabak07.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">She oozed sex like no other woman in music and had a rebellious attitude to match.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">She caused chaos and controversy wherever she went, <br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">and professed her love for the gays from day one of her career.<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I had finally found my idol and role model!<br />
And...<br />
SHE WAS FROM THE MIDWEST TOO!<br />
</div></div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjir7CWEaEkW8qzRfaj04kbVbsj0R-q12V_UhZFPl460L0ffDDIuKmyzBKSW9uAgOJvOWmTeyz4UDo86xVIXCcnrWgcC_jwD2md9krEnq70hyphenhyphenaNp2SZtdqNE-0Fpqt8QUwpSngLBO28xw/s1600-h/h21.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" mt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjir7CWEaEkW8qzRfaj04kbVbsj0R-q12V_UhZFPl460L0ffDDIuKmyzBKSW9uAgOJvOWmTeyz4UDo86xVIXCcnrWgcC_jwD2md9krEnq70hyphenhyphenaNp2SZtdqNE-0Fpqt8QUwpSngLBO28xw/s320/h21.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Parents around the world were flipping the fuck out at their daughters (and even sons like myself) who copied her look and became Madonna wannabes over night.<br />
</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Her concerts sold out arenas and stadiums worldwide,<br />
</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">and her music and videos left us all wanting more.<br />
</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">In 1985, and as her career was in full swing, Madonna was about to get a shock of her own.<br />
</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Photos were published in both Playboy and Penthouse depicting a not yet famous and nude Madonna in various poses.<br />
</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">After moving to NYC to pursue her dreams,<br />
</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Madonna had done some nude modeling to make ends meet.<br />
</div></div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjskNtdk8LB13faCqY6ANNB_pPEG9F9m_RH2H60Ej_oY3cYRgCFEwKo_k-PL_zd7KLaGWPHQ0D7WjO6HY2lThFnkrvXLet4zMDXtzwzr52gg1c3EPJWJoRz3DMmb5I8IetxgPtdAWdH3w/s1600-h/79y5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" mt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjskNtdk8LB13faCqY6ANNB_pPEG9F9m_RH2H60Ej_oY3cYRgCFEwKo_k-PL_zd7KLaGWPHQ0D7WjO6HY2lThFnkrvXLet4zMDXtzwzr52gg1c3EPJWJoRz3DMmb5I8IetxgPtdAWdH3w/s320/79y5.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">The images were not hardcore, but did show Maddy in what some would call "a less than flattering light".<br />
</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">With her hairy pits and full bush exposed...<br />
</div></div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_hnMngb22CtMmcZ8WfZQkHhl_1-pQDAZqqtw6QUo7m0YaIqyj1Cc4MESWqBmIviYfMTKbK3ZQePnG9222GkaSdie0VuReDOIp2gsru4ImnhbLwROGl-KfUTrwc65gCZA3RTuRIBlEuA/s1600-h/fr2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" mt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_hnMngb22CtMmcZ8WfZQkHhl_1-pQDAZqqtw6QUo7m0YaIqyj1Cc4MESWqBmIviYfMTKbK3ZQePnG9222GkaSdie0VuReDOIp2gsru4ImnhbLwROGl-KfUTrwc65gCZA3RTuRIBlEuA/s320/fr2.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Madonna's response to these images being released was in typical Madonna fashion...<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQVeXL6sRBHq0efx-bCOOS-fNjw9v2ML6ZYiUBxX5FLdvZw0wq-GFbiI2XJcKzQrZP38bo4u8Gk4cuMvK8sG1_Rq5PIgp_WSy0GaHc_7oUb_Vf9hj_bNjJXYBhL7G6UDoYUe01CUrPaQ/s1600-h/headlineza9.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" mt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQVeXL6sRBHq0efx-bCOOS-fNjw9v2ML6ZYiUBxX5FLdvZw0wq-GFbiI2XJcKzQrZP38bo4u8Gk4cuMvK8sG1_Rq5PIgp_WSy0GaHc_7oUb_Vf9hj_bNjJXYBhL7G6UDoYUe01CUrPaQ/s320/headlineza9.jpg" /></a><br />
</div></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">But...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">not everyone was amused.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Whore, slut, and bitch, are just some of the many many negative words used to describe this sacriligious sex pot spawn of Satan.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">My moms church even did a sermon on the dangers of singers like Madonna!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">NO JOKE!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">(That's the fucking Pentecostals for ya)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Controversy would continue to be this little ladies claim to fame for many many years to come.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Like it or not ladies and gentleman...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Madonna had arrived!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">And in October of 1992, so had SEX.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Madonna's infamous Sex book that is!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVFuBpuzD2pqpqFyrL9n4qpg9O6DW8VEUfxQO2-IByQVSf7ofyAe4OldcFcsdhyphenhyphenM5dE-u4KDywi8AuBcYdwS9rQTcBv-MdbbNIa-qk260c86SXKe_fYJOf_GxbSo3b-PG_LnhYQUw8gQ/s1600-h/Meisel_SEX_27.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" mt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVFuBpuzD2pqpqFyrL9n4qpg9O6DW8VEUfxQO2-IByQVSf7ofyAe4OldcFcsdhyphenhyphenM5dE-u4KDywi8AuBcYdwS9rQTcBv-MdbbNIa-qk260c86SXKe_fYJOf_GxbSo3b-PG_LnhYQUw8gQ/s320/Meisel_SEX_27.jpg" /></a> <br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">The book was released by Madonna as an accompaniment to her fifth studio album Erotica, which was released a day earlier.<br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">The extremely controversial book featured strong adult content and softcore pornographic photographs depicting simulations of sexual acts, which included sadomasochism and analingus. <br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieFQi5rmJnvtKbTeshm195DNg0Vjk7VTaPDW90JIQNIDkO4aJ-6ExsByjMnH3voQ0ivuhUON-qdahRWnAjS59H8wSnFsSPlKoD4OgeP4lKo8M0HWsKyMrkAQKwp2AWg0kX7ZdLN1XPaQ/s1600-h/Meisel_SEX_28.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" mt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieFQi5rmJnvtKbTeshm195DNg0Vjk7VTaPDW90JIQNIDkO4aJ-6ExsByjMnH3voQ0ivuhUON-qdahRWnAjS59H8wSnFsSPlKoD4OgeP4lKo8M0HWsKyMrkAQKwp2AWg0kX7ZdLN1XPaQ/s320/Meisel_SEX_28.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">Madonna wrote the book as a character named Mistress Dita, inspired by 1930's film actress Dita Parlo.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Featured in the book, aside from unknown models, are actress Isabella Rossellini, rappers Big Daddy Kane and Vanilla Ice, model Naomi Campbell, gay porn star Joey Stefano, actor Udo Kier, the European socialite Tatiana von Fürstenberg, and nightclub owner Ingrid Casares.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiN-fMv3pEOjk_TGAoPFOqeWWAhIHUjtHEyJpYVTTlAky99Vh_EKBaMHUnc9-82TewkvsDGMbEi9iLqPYt5z6Fid6iuV5kZTyGTWWEpWW7ydUPPHQoluMZMZgqjJXQT5402DrmMPcmKQQ/s1600-h/13%257E26.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" mt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiN-fMv3pEOjk_TGAoPFOqeWWAhIHUjtHEyJpYVTTlAky99Vh_EKBaMHUnc9-82TewkvsDGMbEi9iLqPYt5z6Fid6iuV5kZTyGTWWEpWW7ydUPPHQoluMZMZgqjJXQT5402DrmMPcmKQQ/s320/13%257E26.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">For the release of Sex Madonna gave a party at New York City's Industria Superstudio, <br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">which she attended dressed as Little Bo Peep with a stuffed toy lamb.<br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">Warner Bros. Records and Time Warner executives were reluctant to allow Madonna to create such a book, and although they eventually gave her permission, they remained greatly opposed to the idea. <br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">A huge public "buzz" preceded the book's release, generating massive publicity. <br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">Several organizations tried to boycott the sale of the book, while many book stores refused to carry it. <br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">There were many negative essays by critics that considered Sex to be a calculated controversy timed to boost sales of Madonna's new album. <br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">Soon after the release of the book there came a phenomenon which was considered to be a "Madonna backlash", with many people feeling that the singer had finally "gone too far".<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">In spite of the controversy and negative reviews, Sex sold 150,000 copies on the day of its release in the USA alone. <br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">Three days later all 1.5 million copies of the first edition were sold out worldwide, making Sex the most successful coffee table book ever released.<br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"> The bookstore chain Waldenbooks sold 22,000 copies of the book on the day of its release, and commented to MTV that they had never once seen a book sell out so quickly.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">There will only be one Madonna!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">She has paved the way for so many other artists and literally tore down many barriers for both women and the gay community.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Madonna is a one woman army who cannot be duplicated.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">GaGa who?????<br />
</div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-9379176425541788942010-01-26T10:42:00.000-08:002010-01-26T10:42:23.635-08:00POINT TO PONDER<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVacrsCcnLCCBSJwf8CNsemWay4GVeFEKkJ_eT4R7bckO1OJenXVnOxKfG_W3bIz6HPFJodBOXEls1zZxxoq9RXcm2GIsg8zyqEKAU0u0u0Z2GK70JZnLmX0jlSvobXaLTPrty3euhRA/s1600-h/kittens.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" mt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVacrsCcnLCCBSJwf8CNsemWay4GVeFEKkJ_eT4R7bckO1OJenXVnOxKfG_W3bIz6HPFJodBOXEls1zZxxoq9RXcm2GIsg8zyqEKAU0u0u0Z2GK70JZnLmX0jlSvobXaLTPrty3euhRA/s320/kittens.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Why??!<br />
</div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-11611812757200480402010-01-25T20:18:00.000-08:002010-01-26T13:10:37.516-08:00"Way to fuck everything up for gaspers everywhere David Fucking Carradine" aka "My trip down Erotic Asphyxiation Lane" by MollyX<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmdHL9LRDEHC5tuPzgztnn9371h0c4WccSxMDlNhT4XCos-iwGPlZAsPgSTvWu5OHyffXyPQlsp96PPVeB1WPjcofo30b6W66CaB3qBUJl2YkF_VRorPn7ECBVbhLGJKrn235h7STviQ/s1600-h/2475579.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" mt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmdHL9LRDEHC5tuPzgztnn9371h0c4WccSxMDlNhT4XCos-iwGPlZAsPgSTvWu5OHyffXyPQlsp96PPVeB1WPjcofo30b6W66CaB3qBUJl2YkF_VRorPn7ECBVbhLGJKrn235h7STviQ/s200/2475579.jpg" width="161" /></a><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">"Hey, you guys ever play that choking game in junior high." And just like that I stepped into the dangerous and dark world of Erotic Asphyxiation. Little did I know that it would bring me the best orgasm of my life. Erotic Asphyxiation has been a hot topic in the last 6 months (thank you David Carradine). <br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9bW7dcKuUxOW_ZgU-etQzFk3l-7o7aRLLlPgUhe83ufUDOkaaNPSuvkh6Z2xSdMUttO5jJyDJhd3xvsUuTIcHjUVgRhaYV1NQ08lxLZmN3HdDCa46U-GyyxOkMdwWVRfQsnlAhyphenhyphenyWig/s1600-h/dillinger.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="118" mt="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9bW7dcKuUxOW_ZgU-etQzFk3l-7o7aRLLlPgUhe83ufUDOkaaNPSuvkh6Z2xSdMUttO5jJyDJhd3xvsUuTIcHjUVgRhaYV1NQ08lxLZmN3HdDCa46U-GyyxOkMdwWVRfQsnlAhyphenhyphenyWig/s200/dillinger.jpg" width="200" /></a>And although it's getting a ridiculous amount of media coverage right now, it's hardly new. Erotic asphyxiation was first documented in the 1600's as a treatment for erectile dysfunction. This became a practice after it was noted that several men developed a raging hard on when executed by hanging. It's called "Angel Lust." Cute, right? Who knew? Not a bad way to go if you ask me. A necrophiliacs dream. But I digress....So......."Did you ever play that choking game in Jr. High School?" I'm hanging out with three of my male classmates (one of which is now my husband) after rehearsal. It's around one in the morning and the floor is empty. "What the fuck is that?" I ask. "It's where you choke each other until you pass out." "What the fuck!" (that's me talking) "Why the hell would you wanna do that?" "You know, to get high." Now, I've done some seriously STUPID SHIT to get off in the past, particularly in Jr. high. I thought I'd done it all. Everything from huffing gas to accidentally dropping five hits of liquid acid on my tongue, but this shit?!? I missed this shit somehow. "Yeah, it's easy" my friend B says. "You bend over, breathe in and out really fast, and then someone presses on the sides of your neck. It's crazy. You should try it!" I know some or you would say that a group of thirty year old adults playing the choking game is asinine and retarded. And I would agree with you. Nevertheless.........I'll try anything once. So I find my self, bent over, surrounded by three guys, breathing heavy, and getting the living Jesus choked out of me (so similar to my favorite flavor of porn, it's ridiculous). Suddenly, everything starts to go dark and...I like it. Really, really, really like it. In retrospect it's a good thing I didn't discover this when I was thirteen because, if I had, I would have killed so many brain cells by now that I'd be stuck in a wheelchair , drool rolling down my chin and sitting in the pile of shit that's been marinating in my adult diaper for the last three weeks. <br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I start to hear B yelling. He's at the end of long, dark tunnel. He's shouting "Stop it! Stop! Okay you guys Stop!" and the whole world rushes back as my husband releases his death grip from my neck. The other two are laughing their asses off while B is dancing in the corner freaking out. "I'm sorry, but that started to scare the shit out of me!" he says. What a pussy. <br />
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Flash forward a year and a half. My husband (then boyfriend) are in a seedy L.A. motel with blue velvet wallpaper and plush carpeting and tearing into each other. Raping each other. Things are violent. Sexy. Dangerous. He grabs me by the neck and fucks me as he squeezes. And inspiration hits. "Stand up." he says. "Now bend over." Things are about to get exciting. "Now breathe....hard!" He locks his hands around my throat and bends me back on the bed. And then....hold on....three minute bean flick break. I'm sorry, but even writing about this shit gets me wet............Okay, I'm back. So....He locks his hands around my throat and bends me back on the bed. Everything disappears. I'm in a dream state. Where am I? I have no idea. I can see the outline of a man above me. I have no idea who he is. And......HE'S FUCKING ME!!!! How did I end up here with this mad rapist. And why does it feel so fucking good. I'm terrified and confused and experiencing the most thrilling fuck of my entire life. The orgasm comes first. Earth shattering, mind blowing come. And then I realize who he is. It's my boyfriend. We're in the shit motel. He's fucking my brains out. And. I. Love. It. For the next few months everyday is fucking Christmas. It's so terrifying, and thrilling, and bad, and dangerous. And in a macabre way, it brings us closer together. Allowing someone to strangle you into unconsciousness with their dick in you is a bonding experience, believe it or not. It takes an incredible amount of trust. You have to give up total control. Your life is in their hands. All is right in the world....until MOTHERFUCKING DR.FUCKING PHIL FUCKS IT ALL UP FOR ME. <br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">After ass hat Carradine offs himself, the doctor starts going on a anti-choking game campaign. He packs his stage with weeping mothers and condescending doctors talking about what a horrible dangerous fucked up practice it is and how idiot kids are dropping like flies from it. And just like that....I'm psychologically cock blocked. Fuck you Dr. Phil. Now, every time my husband even hints at doing it, I dry up like the goddamn Mojave Desert. Dr. Phil has turned be into a sniveling, terrified, crying little pussy. <br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">But I have to confess...it was magic while it lasted. Goddamn Disney Land. I miss it. Why does the mass media have to ruin everything fun (weep,weep)? Anyway, when it comes to Erotic Asphyxiation, I give it a VERY ENTHUSIASTIC FIVE SQUIRT! <br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><em>*insert disclaimer here*</em> <em>*insert disclaimer here**insert disclaimer here**insert disclaimer here*</em> <br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Okay you little shits. Here's the disclaimer. Erotic Asphyxiation is very dangerous. Ask Oprah. She'll tell you. It can result in cardiac arrest, brain damage, and/or death. And never never never do it alone, or you'll end up like you know who. Not mentioning any names here. <br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">So there. That's my disclaimer. So now when you off yourself on accident by wrapping a belt around your neck and attaching it to your shower rod while dressed in your sisters panties, with duct tape wrapped around your ball and a wad a spooge sliding down the drain, your mom can't call the fucking Dr. Phil show and then sue me in civil court! So there! Choke it at your own risk! Peace.<br />
</div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-29892289876988963212010-01-23T11:01:00.000-08:002010-01-23T19:47:56.926-08:00LARGE SHROOM DILDO: Reviewed by BottomsUp<div style="text-align: center;">Due to my extreme love for anal play...<br />
I wanted to try a little sumthing sumthin new.<br />
So...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I smoked a little reef and headed off to the adult store for a new anal toy.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Now...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I can handle a good sized dick and pride myself on that.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">So...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I decided to try a toy which would challenge my love for a good dick.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">My choice...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>THE SHROOM DONG.</strong><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Total Length - 8.5 Inches<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Insertable Length - 7.5 Inches<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Minimum Thickness - 2.75 Inches<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Minimum Circumference - 8.5 Inches<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Maximum Thickness - 4.25 Inches<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Maximum Circumference - 13 Inches<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>YEAH EXACTLY</strong><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Not only was I planning to take on this giant mold spore, <br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I was also going to film myself using it for the first time with my video camera.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">After I pay the cashier and endure his trying hard not to laugh at this white boy who just bought a smurf house to shove up his ass...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I was on my way!<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Let's not forget this rubber dong weighs as much as a severed head.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I felt like I had commited a crime just by taking it home!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Once I was back in the privacy of my own bedroom,<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I set up the video equipment and smoked a bit more reef.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It was now time!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">(I ALSO DOUCHED THOROUGHLY BEFORE)<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">Without further adeu...<br />
</div><div class="" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">I began to lube up my tight hole and this giant rubber shroom.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It felt as if I was rubbing butter on a stillborn infant that had been dead for 3 days and left in the woods<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">behind an old barn.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It was cold and hard.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">With the camera rolling, <br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I began my journey into what I thought was going to be true anal bliss.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">What I got was...<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">a shredded and bloody asshole!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I was screaming and moaning like someone being fucked violently with a baseball bat!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Not to mention...<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I was afraid to pull Papa Smurfs house from my ass for fear my insides would be attached!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">After an excrutiating few minutes,<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I slowly removed the flesh toned fire hydrant from my butchered ass.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It was a bloody mess!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I don't know what the fuck I was thinking when buying this huge ass monster dong.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Not sure if the weed had impaired my ability to think or what the fuck.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Oh and yeah...<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">The god damn video camera was still rolling and captured the entire Rosemary's Baby scene as it unfolded.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I laid on the floor for what seemed to be an eternity and breathed a sigh of relief.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">The nightmare was over.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It took DAYS for my asshole to regain its composure and become normal again.<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">LESSON FUCKING LEARNED FOLKS!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><strong>Final analysis:</strong><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> Leave these large anal toys to the professionals!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">If you are seeking a bit of danger and excitement in the anal department...<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I suggest you leap out of an airplane over Manhattan and impale yourself anally on the Empire State Building!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">You will get the <strong>EXACT</strong> same result!<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I hate this dildo and hope it burns in hell.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><strong>RATING: ZERO SQUIRTS!</strong><br />
</div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-76259641189761351172010-01-21T17:51:00.000-08:002010-01-22T13:53:34.008-08:00SMARTBALLS: Reviewed by MollyX<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>Mmmmmmmm......k. Let's talk a little about something called Smartballs. Have you seen these, have you heard of these? Fun Factory (the manufacturer) says that Smartballs are "vaginal exercise balls." But let's be real here folks. They're a pair of Chinese Baoding Balls with a plastic cover and a rubber band attached to the bottom of them so you don't permanently lose them in your coochie. <br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I was interested in them because I read an article saying the harder you exercise your kegals, the better your orgasm (which I'm always a big fan of). So, I'm sitting at work one day (I work in a sex shop...kind of) and I turn to my male co-worker and say, "You know what. I'm gonna get me some Smartballs." So I buy them and, being the ridiculously impatient person that I am, I decide to go into the bathroom at work to try them out. They're very easy to insert (a lot like putting in a tampon) and relatively comfortable. So, I'm thinking "not so bad." And then......I start to walk. Oh...My....God....You....Guys! It was like a fucking slinky had gotten trapped in my vag and was trying to walk all over my cervix.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">THEY MOVE. I MEAN REALLY REALLY MOVE. It was a crazy sensation. It reminded me of being pregnant and feeling a baby move for the first time. Totally surreal and somewhat alien....as in sci-fi alien. But it wasn't "unpleasant." Just a little bizarre. So I figure, what the hell, I'll keep them in and see how it goes. We close down the store and I head out for the evening, jingling my way down the sidewalk like a fucking tambourine. I get...oh.....about 1/2 a block I'd say, and I feel something shift. I walk a few more steps...and feel a distinct POP! Jesus fucking Christ, the shit is falling out of my pussy. One ball is completely out of my cooter and I'm squeezing my vag with all the strength I can muster to keep the other fucker in. I'm panicking. This is the middle of summer and I'm wearing a skirt, so I'm just waiting for the balls to hit the ground and roll down the sidewalk. I'm trying to slyly push them back in. Trying to duck in doorways and shove a finger up my skirt, but no...the shit is just dangling there. It was like giving birth to a bobble head. So I spend the rest of the train ride, standing, sweating balls (no pun intended) and praying to god that this shit is not gonna come crashing out of my box and onto the floor of the fucking Q train. I got home, inching down the street to my apartment with my knees held so tightly together I looked like a muscular dystrophy patient that has to take a massive shit. I took those fuckers out, scrubbed them and threw them in the back of my closet. I haven't seen them sense. Now, I'm not saying that they're a bad product. If you’re really dedicated to building up your kegal muscles, I think that you'd really appreciate Smartballs. But for someone like me, who was mostly just curious, ummmm.....I'd pass. To me they're just a little too invasive and creepy. Unless you like the feeling of your uterus being stuffed with 8 million caterpillars.<br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"> If that's the case, then go for it!!! Totally. And if you hate them, they’d always make for a pretty fabulous cat toy? That’s not a bad idea. Maybe I’ll have to donate them to Bottoms Up for his kitties. What you think? I hope his pussies like them better than mine did. <br />
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</div>Two squirts.<br />
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Pros: Nice design, easy to use, can enhance orgasm, good for getting kegals back into shape after pregnancy, affordable.<br />
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Cons: If you're a total moron like me, can lead to public humiliation. If worn around others, they may start looking around to see who keeps playing the opening chorus of "Carol of the Bells." Certain creepiness factor. <br />
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Product description: The following product description is from http://www.funfactory.de/<br />
SMARTBALLS will let you experience a wide range of emotions and motion, because their friendly texture will give way to intimate massage, from slow and smooth initially, then shifting slowly to ever more caressing and exciting feelings so hard to describe you just have to go out of your way to get a hold of them. They will become your new best friend in a heartbeat.<br />
SMARTBALLS are made of hypoallergenic Elastomed, which is very durable and very easy to clean. The unique design, velvety smooth surface and SMARTBALLS –a deeply feminine pleasure numerous color combinations are pleasing to the eye.COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-35197674162954413852010-01-18T19:06:00.000-08:002010-01-18T19:09:32.556-08:00POINTS TO PONDER: by BottomsUp<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrH96dtKzDUFISzR-jgThJCrvZ6vXhSSSNR_EXOLbA-voPXQZyFgKCcoKTrEjyieAqC44pO1qMyxP0xV_5uRHYM4jtgl5cWLSYjgOoK4HDxxQ-pO9rN_n1Sa7XAqpyKEZrEzta3plEyA/s1600-h/OLDMAN.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrH96dtKzDUFISzR-jgThJCrvZ6vXhSSSNR_EXOLbA-voPXQZyFgKCcoKTrEjyieAqC44pO1qMyxP0xV_5uRHYM4jtgl5cWLSYjgOoK4HDxxQ-pO9rN_n1Sa7XAqpyKEZrEzta3plEyA/s320/OLDMAN.JPG" /></a><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Yeah exactly.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I need not say anything.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">How bout you?<br />
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</div></div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-80701589809038180232010-01-18T19:01:00.000-08:002010-01-18T19:01:33.425-08:00ANAL DOUCHING 101<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3Sz7ewDIIz841yyEEETqDwHzJCQyGDtXNcuTNc1YV8DWwGEeI1A9WYvsZafqnPK7nnTow0J1dmU-39ZRKMMeA-sxEIszIK7QiREQ2Qr3InPFkYytHp8Fke6D7fMXIyOr9UnBJk7iDUQ/s1600-h/0379_11.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3Sz7ewDIIz841yyEEETqDwHzJCQyGDtXNcuTNc1YV8DWwGEeI1A9WYvsZafqnPK7nnTow0J1dmU-39ZRKMMeA-sxEIszIK7QiREQ2Qr3InPFkYytHp8Fke6D7fMXIyOr9UnBJk7iDUQ/s320/0379_11.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">You would be surprised to hear how many gay men do not clean their ass before getting fucked!<br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">Yeah..no shit.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME FOLKS??!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I had someone tell me that I should be more spontaneous and stop worrying so much about having a clean hole.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">He told me that gay men know what anal play can produce so it's no big deal.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Ummmmmm...FUCK YOU!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Listen up you nasty ass mother fuckers!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">CLEAN YOUR GOD DAMN ASSHOLE OUT!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">NOBODY WANTS TO BE SHIT ON UNLESS THEY ARE INTO SCAT!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">THAT'S IT! END OF STORY!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Shoving your finger in your shitter is NOT an ass cleansing method.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You must get deep inside and clean the shit out.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's called an anal douche!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Let me say it one more time...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">ANAL DOUCHE!<br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">This is the one I use.<br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">They are NOT expensive and they fucking work!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I douche my asshole all the time folks and let me say...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I have never shit on anyone..not even a pebble!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Now that's advertising.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">And it's not just shit.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's shit chips and flakes and streaks and pepples and lettuce strings and whatever the fuck else your asshole has up in there.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">In case you didn't know...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">a dick goes up your ass and pumps in and out creating a vacuum...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">it will pull out shit you have hidden inside.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">NOT CUTE.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">No guy wants to pull out their dick and see shriveled lettuce leaves and creamed corn mixed with doo doo!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Come on folks.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It does not take long to douche.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">If your man or men cannot wait for you to properly cleanse your ass so you both can have an enjoyable time...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">DUMP HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS TO THE FUCKING CURB!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Cause he is one dirty mother fucker and deserves to get shit on...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">BY SOMEONE ELSE!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Us guys with clean holes need to unite and stand proud.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">DOUCHE MOTHER FUCKERS! DOUCHE!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>Rated: 5 STARS</strong><br />
</div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-25180300789602046782010-01-18T12:30:00.000-08:002010-01-18T18:31:32.547-08:00Molly X's Point to Ponder for today<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0WvGYEVtEUFJy4L7r3skjfNqN2jcCaUYiW7fKauHvB3oxb1_vWGaFCZfd_8KhE0uHjXrqTwUQk6ZESBZ0cKB_kcq3Ahl7y0gsFnh7ipLcsszxRgnXzZqne8QfSpfjkB5jviaeGzd-EQ/s1600-h/sweet-potato-vine.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0WvGYEVtEUFJy4L7r3skjfNqN2jcCaUYiW7fKauHvB3oxb1_vWGaFCZfd_8KhE0uHjXrqTwUQk6ZESBZ0cKB_kcq3Ahl7y0gsFnh7ipLcsszxRgnXzZqne8QfSpfjkB5jviaeGzd-EQ/s320/sweet-potato-vine.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I'm pondering why in the name of Jesus this girl I'm sitting next to has a pussy that smells just like a raw potato. I'm waiting for her vag to plop out one of those science experiments you did in the second grade where you take a mason jar, stick a bunch of toothpicks in a spud, shove it on top of the jar and watch it grow roots and shit.<br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I guess some women are fishy, some cheesy, others are yeasty, and this babe has got some seriously starchy shit going on. I mean, the chick is a box of Argo Cornstarch with legs.Why is that? Do discuss. But on the bright side, this sticky hoe has inspired me to go to McDonalds for lunch and munch down on some of the salty goodness of their supersized fries. Yum!!!!<br />
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</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVY00-G9Z6frZlli_iGTVOc7vNkpdvx4Z9lFRJimVjLAGeeRNZV9NqzHaJGJ21yUsdiDrzgk0GMUGbkJtBXQyzT8u2Sb1LS4RI86mbKl00_TyFIWnSVHbF9qGhhT7cnXuMcHsJkr-UuQ/s1600-h/470_fries.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVY00-G9Z6frZlli_iGTVOc7vNkpdvx4Z9lFRJimVjLAGeeRNZV9NqzHaJGJ21yUsdiDrzgk0GMUGbkJtBXQyzT8u2Sb1LS4RI86mbKl00_TyFIWnSVHbF9qGhhT7cnXuMcHsJkr-UuQ/s320/470_fries.jpg" /></a>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-28602370570822872962010-01-17T21:56:00.000-08:002010-01-17T21:57:04.827-08:00CLASSIC ANAL PROBE: Reviewed by BottomsUp<div style="text-align: center;">One of my very first anal toys was the "Classic anal probe".<br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhKAOy4vWP5jjCiprgDMCcQ2EeqGZMtl-SVC9BtZ3mlnJATG_5oRWF90vtOJ1OOVc_Y6C8n8-Hf_vqH54BUEYWt4JxP4-Xf18yLx8e2w8Neu3SKHBVIbi5wM-Xi71QJ3LOdAUId-cKPg/s1600-h/3000000298.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhKAOy4vWP5jjCiprgDMCcQ2EeqGZMtl-SVC9BtZ3mlnJATG_5oRWF90vtOJ1OOVc_Y6C8n8-Hf_vqH54BUEYWt4JxP4-Xf18yLx8e2w8Neu3SKHBVIbi5wM-Xi71QJ3LOdAUId-cKPg/s320/3000000298.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">This is a great anal toy!!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The classic anal probe is easy to use with a well designed grip handle. <br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The tip is approx 2" in diameter and the shaft around 7" long, with an overall length of 12".<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You control the depth and speed with the handle and can easily stroke the prostate while lying on your back.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">FUCKING LOVE THIS TOY!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It may be simple...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">but it makes me cum again and again.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's an oldie but goodie.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The ball tip kind of POPS in and you can feel your asshole pulling for more.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Well...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">mine does anyway.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">This is one of those probes you can slam your hole with once you get it inside.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">HARD!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The deeper the better with this lovely piece of anal gold.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>FINAL ANALYSIS:</strong><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Love this toy! Everyone who loves anal should have one.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>rated: 5 SQUIRTS</strong><br />
</div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-36194736640075046302010-01-17T21:27:00.000-08:002010-01-26T21:03:37.416-08:00FETISH TALK with BottomsUP<div style="text-align: center;">Let's talk about Fetish for a minute.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Some people are into rubber..leather..bondage..etc.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">am into armpits.<br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">Why u ask??<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I honestly have no idea.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Ever since I was a kid I can remember being turned on by the armpits of men.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Now don't get get it twisted folks...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I am NOT turned on by armpit funk!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I cannot stand body odor of any kind...especially funky ripe pits.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I am turned on by the hair itself.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">There is nothing sexier than a sexy latino thug in a wife beater with those sexy hairy pits exposed.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's my obsession.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Armpit hair is very personal and revealing to me...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It gives you an idea of what's below.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I love to lick them.<br />
Yeah I said it.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">When it comes to guys though...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I used to be more attracted to smooth men.<br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">But now...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I am more into hairy guys.<br />
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</div>Now I am not talking about a hairy backed sasquatch werewolf mother fucker.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">FUCK THAT.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm just not into extreme body hair.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I love hairy legs, pits, treasure trails, and uncut dicks...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">YUMMMMMMMMMMM!<br />
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</div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-44071275204675485662010-01-17T18:20:00.000-08:002010-01-17T21:58:28.590-08:00THE GOOD FELLOW: Reviewed by BottomsUp<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNDW8hDgLmNg8MuXVDLMMArp8glXCw0T4515NQZdHraqXqJK9fbequU7camua4eEAJzBJxEo9GJJRIFnWYtatUiQmEVKglcfEOwdP5AWz-upBWnum-nDlLbgrVH9uwbD6BZKnw3XV_LA/s1600-h/Picnik+collage.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNDW8hDgLmNg8MuXVDLMMArp8glXCw0T4515NQZdHraqXqJK9fbequU7camua4eEAJzBJxEo9GJJRIFnWYtatUiQmEVKglcfEOwdP5AWz-upBWnum-nDlLbgrVH9uwbD6BZKnw3XV_LA/s320/Picnik+collage.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">The Good fellow...The Good Fellow...The Good Fellow! <br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Hmmmmm..Where should I start??<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Yes it's true as my friend said below...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">the Good Fellow is like trying to shove a live fish in a pop bottle.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">By the time that slippery fucker gets in your ass you need a fucking nap!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">(and Ben Gay for that torn muscle in your arm from trying to get the son of a bitch in your ass)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Once inside it felt great except for one thing..<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">after a bit of hardcore fucking...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">it felt like pulling a dry knee high sock out of your ass!<br />
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</div>NOT CUTE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It started to dry up.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Now I have tried damn near every lube known to man.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">So...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">short of using motor oil on my tight kittenlike asshole I don't know what else to tell you.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It feels nice to touch..it comes in a variety of colors..<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">BUT<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">For me...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">it was like pulling put an iguana backwards from your asshole.<br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">Then again...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">maybe I just haven't found the right lubricant.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I would try it again sometime.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>Final Analysis:</strong><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Other than the Good Fellow feeling like a pretzel rod being removed from the anus...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">it seems to be a well made toy.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">And again...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">maybe I need a new lube.<br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Pretzel rod anyone??<br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>Rated: 2 SQUIRTS</strong><br />
</div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-12400756249603806552010-01-17T14:36:00.000-08:002010-01-17T18:54:58.914-08:00THE GOODFELLOW aka HOW MOLLY X FOUND A SOLUTION TO HER PENIS ENVY<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH4SX2_L5eylvwHWgKxpcTSIOKFNw3yMF-rn0ymjf0e7fZ0MyluzCAHkHIKk8lhYkQhOhT9om6RcgvPZvRfXp8redeil_mE5RLEe91F6uEz2ugpMq_TECRqWkZXF3cgtefWKF_oJ9KcA/s1600-h/goodfella_lg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH4SX2_L5eylvwHWgKxpcTSIOKFNw3yMF-rn0ymjf0e7fZ0MyluzCAHkHIKk8lhYkQhOhT9om6RcgvPZvRfXp8redeil_mE5RLEe91F6uEz2ugpMq_TECRqWkZXF3cgtefWKF_oJ9KcA/s400/goodfella_lg.jpg" /></a><br />
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<div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_JPe-r148z1wyP8N0TPJqaCcTiA1gPRIqx3AfXjqkvM7XEBLE9SMsPkHBIUDvFLu8BFVvcfuftD7ndTBYGLWD4xNAQxXeTiZBmNEa46XQzWEoRRtjL8HUpRCUeiCcj7PUgJe45bF47A/s1600-h/german.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_JPe-r148z1wyP8N0TPJqaCcTiA1gPRIqx3AfXjqkvM7XEBLE9SMsPkHBIUDvFLu8BFVvcfuftD7ndTBYGLWD4xNAQxXeTiZBmNEa46XQzWEoRRtjL8HUpRCUeiCcj7PUgJe45bF47A/s200/german.jpg" /></a>Hello ladies and gentlemen. I'd like to introduce you to my favorite new toy.......the Goodfellow by Vixen. I have to make something profoundly clear. I have always had some serious, deep rooted penis envy.This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate (yes. that's a fucking dickens quote. I know it's retarded but I'm half drunk and it's my blog so, fuck off). Yes guys. I'll be the first to stand up and say it. Penis envy is alive and well and thriving in the 21st century. I have a ongoing fantasy that I'm a German farmer in the 17th century and everyday i wake up and harvest my wheat until the sun goes down and I return home to plow my beautiful redheaded Irish wife that has given birth to my 8 strapping sons with my huge dick and then curl up and go to sleep on our sheep skin sheets. I don't pretend to understand why this has been an ongoing thing for me. I don't care. All I care is that it has continued to get me off over the years. I've also been blessed with a sexually adventuresome husband who loves anal. We've been playing around with a strap on for the last three years. The challenge is always finding a size that's comfortable for him and, of course, a bucket of lube. We've been stuck with this kinda lousy hard red scaly thing. It looks like The Predators dick. And judging by the look on my husbands face when I tried to cram it in his asshole, it FELT like The Predators dick. So we've long been on the hunt for a realistic looking strap on with life like texture that wouldn't quadruple the circumference of my poor husbands butt hole. After months of looking we found it.....THE GOODFELLOW!!!<br />
</div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmK7_UXVY7UMMz5P5P3s-5hdxzHiwU45ehoXJBmoFE6Jln6dl1RDGjRPN98LkNchEpsB6l1SKLhHL07HypD7mSnP4ua2VIzL69Htx0i8HqdPjCaal4NYVaqMmf1kcGIj5WuTEfpuO3Pw/s1600-h/haircut_predator.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmK7_UXVY7UMMz5P5P3s-5hdxzHiwU45ehoXJBmoFE6Jln6dl1RDGjRPN98LkNchEpsB6l1SKLhHL07HypD7mSnP4ua2VIzL69Htx0i8HqdPjCaal4NYVaqMmf1kcGIj5WuTEfpuO3Pw/s200/haircut_predator.jpg" /></a>When we opened the box I couldn't have been more excited. It's very lifelike and comes complete with veins and balls. I spent the first half an hour running around with it on, whacking my new cock on various surfaces and making my husband rub wieners with me. It was a riot. The most fun I've had in months. Then it came down to actual insertion time....and we ran into a little trouble. Our previous anal experiences have taught us the absolute necessity of lubricant in anal play, so we rubbed that baby down. It was like a goddamn slip n slid. Then I tried to insert it. It was like trying to push a live fish through a bottle top. That fucker was slipping and rolling around all over the place. . I couldn't even locate my husbands asshole without a magnifying glass. Everything was wet wet wet and slick as hell and not in a good way. I was so eager to make a go of this thing that the second I felt an opening in the anus, I made a wild plunge for it and rammed that thing up his butt like the running of the bulls. And then.....I hear this load POP!!!!!!! We both freeze. He's all red in the face, saying through a clenched jaw "take...it....out....SLOWLY...take..it...out." Which I did..... slowly. But we were determined and went for round two. After a little effort, we hit a home run!!! It was nothing short of incredible. The realistic look was such a turn on. I loved watching myself fuck him annd he had a seriously intense orgasm. He almost had and immediate double! Which would have been a first for us. It was a total success. We tried it again the next night and had a much easier time. I highly recommend this toy for any tranny loving, cross gender inclined, or just plain old adventurous couple. Come on kids!! Give it a go!!!<br />
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</div><div>Four Squirts!<br />
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</div><div>Pros: Life-like, easy to clean, attractive, can be used with most harnesses, great size for the intermediate anal player.<br />
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</div><div>Cons: Can be difficult to get a grasp on this little fucker! But once you've tamed him, he's well worth the work!<br />
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</div><div>Product Description: The Goodfellow Dildo line comes in four colors. Realistic and harness compatible, the dual density of the Goodfellow adult toy, combined with the revolutionary Vixskin material, results in a feeling so real it just might pass the blindfold <br />
</div>COOTERSPOOTERShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04695742145721502780noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-917601025134929414.post-72630974330573874302010-01-17T09:59:00.000-08:002010-01-17T21:59:19.092-08:00PHALLIX DONG: Reviewed by BottomsUp<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQCtQRmWn2mxEZUo7AEjOFnslZuDK9Q4p_zmgz7XNj5LGEVDNQQdgYKPMs5MzAw0zkm3RpdpkcjPgUSNP8gEwRLEqtPlHdc_8qhicbpkH7tBx2eMeiHkB1A7pPPPhVMN96DIAFWvSvXw/s1600-h/myphallix.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ps="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQCtQRmWn2mxEZUo7AEjOFnslZuDK9Q4p_zmgz7XNj5LGEVDNQQdgYKPMs5MzAw0zkm3RpdpkcjPgUSNP8gEwRLEqtPlHdc_8qhicbpkH7tBx2eMeiHkB1A7pPPPhVMN96DIAFWvSvXw/s320/myphallix.jpg" /></a><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">I am always up for trying new and different types of sex toys. <br />
When I heard of the glass dildos being made by Phallix...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I decided to give one a try.<br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">I will admit that the idea of shoving glass up my ass was not very appealing.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It was kind of scary to be honest.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">What if it snapped off inside me??<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">What if it chipped and slit my inner asshole??<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">There were a few what ifs.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">BUT<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I am adventurous and decided to throw caution to the wind <br />
(and keep the phone near and ready to dial 911 just in case).<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">My Phallix purchase came with a nice purple pillow like case in which to store the glass cock when not in use.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The toy itself is also a bit pricey.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">BUT<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">They are also hand made so it makes sense.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Once I lubed up and started the glass to anal entry procedure, something felt a bit odd.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It felt as if I was shoving a popsicle up my ass!<br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">It was too fucking cold!<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Now mind you...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">these glass dicks can be placed in the microwave for a little warm up or under some warm water if you choose. <br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I chose the warm water method.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Although it did make the toy tolerable temperature wise, it still did not feel amazing.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Maybe it would feel different for a girl in the cooter, but in an ass it felt like well..GLASS.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The glistening shaft felt waaay too hard and was not enjoyable at all.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You barely get any enjoyment and it does not stimulate the prostate whatsoever.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I could have had a V8.<br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><strong>Final analysis:</strong><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">Phallix toys are handmade and beautiful to look at.<br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;">They are great if you need an art piece for your dining room table, or to use as a weapon for an unexpected intruder, or even better as aquarium decor.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">For the asshole?? Not so much.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong>Rated: 1 SQUIRT</strong><br />
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